selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via beach-sl0re)

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

(Source: vaspim2k13, via faggotstyles)

Facebook vs Tumblr

feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

Loses a friend on Facebook:

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

Scrolling through Facebook:

Scrolling through Tumblr:

This is so terribly accurate.

(via acrownforayoungking)

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(via hotboyproblems)

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

(via hotboyproblems)

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

(Source: tumblr.com, via hotboyproblems)

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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